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Seriously, go to hell

“Prince Charles: young jobless should start their own businesses. Prince Charles has spoken out about high youth unemployment, suggesting the best way out was self-employment.”

My God!  The elegant simplicity of it!  How could we not have thought of this before?  If you can’t get a job, you should just make one.  With all that start-up money typically given freely by banks and creditors to the poor and not-white.  Shit, this is going to change the whole game…

And what a coincidence! You know, just the other day, I was suggesting that the “young jobless” should impale Prince Charles’ head on a 20 foot spike and raise it over Westminster Hall, as was done with Cromwell’s head in 1660.In the spirit of the good old “royalty-commoner historical inversion,” 450 years later.

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