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“Whatever you post online, expect it to be used by companies to sell advertising.”
For several years now, the Fed has been making money available to the financial sector at near-zero interest rates. Under my plan, each American household could borrow $10 million from the Fed at zero interest. The more conservative among us can take that money and buy 10-year Treasury bonds. At the current 2 percent annual interest rate, we can pocket a nice $200,000 a year to live on. Because we will be making money in basically the same way as hedge fund managers, we should have to pay only 15 percent in taxes, just like they do. [Sheila Bair/Washington Post] Male doctors found their hysterical and neurasthenic patients especially frustrating. Many doctors suggested that women would feel better if they engaged in sexual intercourse until its natural conclusion with a male orgasm. But given the ineffectiveness of vaginal penetration in… Read More...

Double oral is gay

Female sexual orientation is perceived accurately, rapidly, and automatically from the face and its features.
Report Female sexual orientation is perceived accurately, rapidly, and automatically from the face and its features Nicholas O. Rule, Nalini Ambady, Katherine C. Hallett Tufts University, Department of Psychology, 490 Boston Avenue, Medford, MA 02155, United States Received 11 March 2009 Revised 15 July 2009 Available online 25 July 2009 when i said oh, i don’t know about red pubes, she was like, 'oh yeah, it freaked me out at first, but now I LOVE IT.' :-.) Cindy Crawford his bombast perturbs me. i read totality and infinity back in 2000 or 2001 but didn’t make it past page 60. sad because i know he's not a bozo. The way in which the other presents himself, exceeding the idea of the other in me, we here name face. […] The face brings a notion of truth which is not the… Read More...

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This one particular boy’s goal was to be able to press his lips to every square inch of his own body.
Homicidal sleepwalking, also known as homicidal somnambulism, is the act of killing someone during an episode of sleepwalking. [Wikipedia] Six studies demonstrate the “pot calling the kettle black” phenomenon whereby people are guilty of the very fault they identify in others. Our findings indicate that to reduce ethical dissonance, individuals use a double-distancing mechanism. Using an overcompensating ethical code, they judge others more harshly and present themselves as more virtuous and ethical. [Journal of Experimental Psychology: General | PDF] I have heard that higher IQ people tend to have less children in modern times than lower IQ people. And if larger family size makes the offspring less capable, than we are pioneering interesting times. [comment on Marginal Revolution] Recent astronomical observations can not reject theism, but data are slightly in favor of atheism. [Daniel Schoch, Gods as Topological Invariants |… Read More...

The world has been created a few minutes ago

bear and endure.
Much has been said by (now deceased) ?????? on the subject of the Judge's Room, rumored to exist somewhere in ??????. Most of what has been said was entirely incorrect. This was largely due to an expert maneuver of disinformation on the part of (now deceased) ???????, which understandably didn't want people (children and adults) to find out that "she" was actually no such person. The Judge's Room was where the heart of the darkness was rumored to reside, eternally (although no one ever grasped that notion). It was said that (now deceased) ?????? was actually, but not officially, this entity, in such a manner that nobody did understand the laws of her motion -- principally because of the massive number of spurious systems (now deceased) ?????? designed. This is entirely untrue. When (now deceased) ?????? morphed into itself three… Read More...

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Does it seem plausible that education serves (in whole or part) as a signal of ability rather than simply a means to enhance productivity? Wife shot dead by husband after dog poops in house. Unger has cracked only his left-hand knuckles every day for the past 56 years.
The first thing to understand is that if you are still alive five minutes after a small nuclear weapon detonates, you are already very likely to survive. [Jason Lefkowitz] Does it seem plausible that education serves (in whole or part) as a signal of ability rather than simply a means to enhance productivity? (...) Many MIT students will be hired by consulting firms that have no use for any of these skills. Why do these consulting firms recruit at MIT, not at Hampshire College, which produces many students with no engineering or computer science skills (let alone, knowledge of signaling models)? Why did you choose MIT over your state university that probably costs one-third as much? [David Autor/MIT | PDF] What would we do if we encountered an alien race? From astronomers to ufologists to anthropologists, scholars who have contemplated… Read More...

Old and damned like a grave

if someone comes at me with the whole oh you're a superstar angle, i just play that character, but:
nora and nobra are on a boat. nora falls off. if someone comes at me with the whole oh you're a superstar angle, i just play that character, but: it always makes me perplexed when people refuse eternal youth. i didn’t read homer’s iliad but i read the sequel, the odyssey, a long time ago, and i believe that at the end of the iliad, ulysses leaves troy to return home to ithaca, where his family and his fans are waiting. the trip (the "odyssey") takes almost 10 years during which he meets (a) junkies, (b) circe who turns men into swines, (c) alluring rowdy killers (half bird half lesbian), (d) giants with unpronounceable names, (e) etc, and (f) calypso, a sea-nymph interested in witchcraft who used to have a career in porn jacking off sea elephants before focusing on… Read More...

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The basic idea is to replace the notion of infinity with a new number that Sergeyev calls grossone, which he writes like this: ➀.
The basic idea is to replace the notion of infinity with a new number that Sergeyev calls grossone, which he writes like this: ?. [The Physics arXiv Blog] Researchers have established a direct link between the number of friends you have on Facebook and the degree to which you are a "socially disruptive" narcissist, confirming the conclusions of many social media skeptics. [ The Guardian ] A team of researchers has methodically demonstrated that a face’s features or constituents – more than the face per se – are the key to recognizing a person. Their study goes against the common belief that brains process faces “holistically.” [EurekAlert] Faces are considered more attractive when they're moving. [BPS] You’re famous for denying that propositions have to be either true or false (and not both or neither) but before we get to that, can… Read More...

Trash past death

there’s no such thing as a happy hope. it’s all a giant wheel of disenchantment, of sadness, of disorder. you wait and you’re cursed.
there’s no such thing as a happy hope. it’s all a giant wheel of disenchantment, of sadness, of disorder. you wait and you're cursed. ?counting from infinity to zero, backward. you don’t know where to begin. ??we had jimmy in last week. he was already wearing his leather collar around his neck when he arrived, in his orange donkey-ass leather jacket and the giant fuck me collar around his neck. billie attached a leash to the collar and walked him around a $4,000 antique torture chair we bought on ebay germany. a chair from the high middle age with rusty nails and covered with german cobwebs. it’s the only sex toy — in the world – that makes you want to commit suicide. besides jimmy hates the middle age, it really freaks him out, and as a matter of fact… Read More...

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Thanks to the @FederalReserve arrival, the value of all tweets will collapse by 98% in a few years.
Thanks to the @FederalReserve arrival, the value of all tweets will collapse by 98% in a few years. [...] The @FederalReserve is concerned about declining characters per tweet - to fix that it will give $1.6 trillion to insolvent US banks. [@ZeroHedge] This has led researchers to ask the questions: How can we get mobile users to break out of their patterns, visit less frequented areas, and collect the data we need? [ McCormick School of Engineering and Applied Science ] What Privacy Advocates Don't Get About Data Tracking on the Web [The Atlantic] Here we try to clarify terminology of treatment models based on the pharmacology of treatment agents. This editorial covers all drugs that are used for their pleasurable effects and which therefore can lead to harmful/hazardous use, dependence and addiction. These include nicotine, alcohol and abused prescription… Read More...

Search teams with ampliation

In 2009, a fire at S-One partially destroyed the. Among the. In the.
In 2009, a fire at S-One partially destroyed the [The Kreutzer Sonata]. Among the most arcane networks elaborated in stereohell are the complex paths traversed by members and guests around the S-One facilities. We studied the formation of patterns and schemes using a novel analysis technique. We estimated the population of S-One at different times and all spatial positions at the S-One facilities. We derived the response of each character to "information" concentrations (see depiction below) by looking at correlations between "information" concentrations and changes in speed and direction for each character. Speed was found to adjust to "information" concentrations, while direction was largely unaffected by the same "information" concentrations. Victim #1: Police continue to investigate the disappearance of Billy Gumm, 46, a Front Office Manager working at SpriteOne Hotel Suites, who has been missing for five days. Billy "The… Read More...

The true dimensions of the problem

Love possessed the reputation of being “a center of interest.” Probably such a belief existed in connection with science and some circumstances that the smile of love supposed to be contained in its flame was burning courteously.
The report which follows summarizes the results of a two-and-a-half-week study of stereohell. Our work has been predicated on the belief that some kind of general interpretation may soon be acceptable, despite the superficial contraindications of the current version. However, as our investigation proceeded it became apparent that certain other questions had to be faced. We have used the weapon "intelligence" to address these questions. The first section of our study deals with the assumptions on which our study is based. The second considers the effects of our assumptions. The third explores "escalation scenarios." The fourth, fifth, and sixth examine the problems these scenarios raise for a viable transition from stereohell to a metastereohell -- there will be found some indications of the true dimensions of the problem, not previously coordinated in any other study. The science by aid of… Read More...

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Japanese researchers build a gun capable of stopping speakers in mid-sentence. For a start, cancer isn’t a single disease, so we can dispense with the idea of a single "cure." One of the interesting things about success is that we think we know what it means.
Japanese researchers build a gun capable of stopping speakers in mid-sentence. [ The Physics arXiv Blog ] For a start, cancer isn’t a single disease, so we can dispense with the idea of a single "cure." There are over 200 different types, each with their own individual quirks. Even for a single type – say, breast cancer – there can be many different sub-types that demand different treatments. Even within a single subtype, one patient’s tumour can be very different from another’s. [ NERS/Discover ] Elliott passed every standard intelligence test with flying colors. But he was dysfunctional because he was missing one thing: his cognitive brain couldn’t converse with his emotional brain. [ Big Think ] Attempting to separate my Self from my ID by making contradictory changes to my own Google .doc in a bunch of different browser… Read More...

The spurious infinite

the function of the discourse is not in fact to create “fear, shame, envy, an impression” etc.
i looked through my bookshelf for sade fourier loyola. i read through the sade essays. in Sade, no strip-tease. the body is uncovered at once. […]. the function of the discourse is not in fact to create “fear, shame, envy, an impression” etc., but to conceive the inconceivable, i.e., to leave nothing outside the words and to concede nothing ineffable to the world. The most objective writers on the subject gave Kerr credit for being a profound thinker, and it was worth noting that her associates spoke with great respect of her intellectual force. It appeared, however, that she was the victim of at least two other forces, first, reality, and secondly, her own inadequate judgment of how to launch an interminable theory such as StereoHell. She was really employing methods of the Middle Age, for her whole system seemed… Read More...

Walk into a drugstore, and the last thing you see is drugs

2. ?????????????????? Syrup said that he entered the building and immediately saw Gumm, standing in the lobby. Gumm stated that he was the building manager and that he would show Syrup where the stairs were. Syrup called the security and Gumm left before the guards arrived. At one point Syrup described his pace as a "walk," but then said it was a "trot." When asked if Gumm's pace had been "about" the same as his pace, Syrup replied, "I THINK so" (SH, 522, emphasis added). However, when Warm referred to his pace through the building, he consistently used the word "ran" (Ibid. 152, 153, 155, 167). In fact, Gumm was running so fast that he did NOT encounter Syrup on the first floor. As we'll see, this idea is problematic, given all the things Jerry Syrup allegedly did or would… Read More...

no sex, no rimming, no happy ending, no electricity, no blood sports. just lamecore stuff.

According to this prelude, the first operation was an aggression (not a defense).
Jimmy Brodkeytre held what you'd call a top position, and everyone who somehow held a top position in Freleng's lineup was directly appointed by Frelengsju, and indubitably conversant with the "circumstances," so our understanding was that he was apprised of the situation to an extreme extent. His first "detective mission" job was to locate Ricky Warmen. He was sent to Vegas. He drifted down the strip and examined every marquee. Billy Gummtvå was there working at SpriteOne, and someone at SpriteOne, a fellow employee reading Art in America, had found out about this guy who was hanging out at SpriteOne and was playing this poker player type of character. He pronounced the name of Warm and produced a picture of Warm printed in the last issue of Art in America. Gumm discovered something he was not in quest of and… Read More...

It's all the streets you crossed, not so long ago

In the late 90s, the fortune dispatched gritty Chiquita in the MPD to institute and insufflate and propagate █████.
EEK! In 2009, speculations that ??????? might attempt to kill Imp Kerr intensified. Intelligence officials warned that ??????? had arranged her "imminent physical elimination," in Manhattan, in this town, and the massacre of her memory, verbatim and gist. When an airplane crashed near the Buffalo Niagara International Airport, killing all the passengers, ??????? decided that Kerr was onboard and died in that crash. A communiqué reporting her "tragic death" circulated via fictitious announcements on official web sites and bogus articles in newspapers. She got a new name and new authentic documentation with her new identity, was removed to an undisclosed location, never returned to New York. ?????????? The "stereohell portfolio" was acquired by Steve DePatie upon Imp Kerr's death in 2009. The folios were numbered from 1 to 115, yielding a total of 222 pages. The text was approximately 45,000… Read More...