A partial list of items reputedly better than sex, as inspired by Too Faced’s Better Than Sex Mascara.
It is very good mascara. Whether it is better than sex, Gentle Reader, depends on you.
- Better Than Sex Rooibos Tea
- Better Than Sex BBQ Sauce
- Better Than Sex Amber Ale Homebrew Kit
- Better Than Sex Cake (the novel)
- Better Than Sex Cake (the 100% soy premium candle)
- Better Than Sex Cake (the cake)
- Better Than Sex: The Confessions of a Politics Junkie
- Sneezing
- In order: Haagen Dazs, hugging and kissing, Godiva chocolates, accumulating money, writing
- Pictionary
- My first bonafide vegetarian meal
- Smoking catnip
- Kidnapping the son of a Cadillac dealer
- 20 off-the-wall recipes
- A Mystery Featuring Anneke Hagen
- The abdominal orgasm that follows the “opiate flash”
- Salami and eggs (decision pending)
- Posing in front of 5,000 people and/or “the pump”
- Tyrese
- Computers?
- The collected recipes of Coronation Street’s Margi Clark
- A $2000 face full of Canadian snow
- A cocktail bar in Key West
- Jumping out of the shower, pouring yourself a glass of milk, grabbing your Marvel comics, and stretching out on the bed alone in your grey flannel pajamas with the little red fire engines all over them
- Work