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Terrifying Robot Update: Tuesday, January 13, 2015

It’s fine, it’s fine, I mean, I didn’t want to sleep tonight, any night, ever again, I hate sleeping so this robot is great and I love it

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Oh great, now they’re even outsourcing racial appropriation to robots.

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The terrifying robot in this video is the Millennial character this woman has to play: “I only understand pushing buttons. I don’t know how anything happens! But why can’t I just push a button to eat food?”

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Hooray! The Navy has a robot shark now! THANK FUCKING GOD, THE US MILITARY HAS ROBOT SHARKS!

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