Desecration Hardware, 4 (1920s Odeon Glass Fringe Chandelier)
Shimmering, taunting, dumb as a dewy rose set aflame with a lit fart.
Desecration Hardware, 3 (The Trestle Salvaged Table in Salvaged Black Finish)
Because, as they say, the only thing more dangerous than a fully grown chandelier is one whose children you’ve just threatened.
Desecration Hardware, 2 (The Strand Antiqued Mirror Collection)
This could only mean that the house in which we stood was not only vampire but cannibal and curator.
Desecration Hardware (Prelude: The Montpellier Armoire)
especially when there are Montpellier Armoires - yes, plural… - around, which, we were to learn later, start at $3495 and are notoriously resistant to small arms fire
Desecration Hardware (Project Introduction)
It is also, coincidentally, as if history vomited in its mouth and breathed it back down into its lungs.