The bad news is that not only do pedicure chairs start fires
, but pedicure razors can be used as weapons too
. The good news is that if a pedicurist gone wild attacks you with one, you won’t even realize you’ve been stabbed, because the wounds are as tiny as your delicate little toenails, you gorgeous thing you.
…And Everything In Between:
Beauty labor: Beauty workers are more in demand than ever: 90% of beauty industry freelancers expect to increase or maintain their rates this year, and 70% of industry executives report that hiring rates are equal to or better than the halcyon days of pre-Lehman Brothers. But stable numbers don’t necessarily translate to workers feeling confident about the future of their careers.
The woman whose face is on the boxes of all those Sally Hansen depilation products, Marina Asenova, is suing her former agency for nonpayment of funds
, as she has yet to see any royalties from her face lining an aisle of every drugstore in America—a practice that may well be par for the course, given the exploitation in the modeling industry. (Thanks to Lindsay
for the link!)
Dove got a slap on the wrist from the National Advertising Division for implying false claims about body washes from rival brands
. Misleading side-by-side product demos were cited—as was an image of a bottle of competing body wash encircled in barbed wire, which is apparently a no-no? I don’t quite get why the barbed wire image is a problem, to be honest. (Maybe it’s retroactively punishing Unilever for that it’ll-turn-brown-people-white ad
from a few years back.)
The personal is political:
With massive nationwide protests going on in her country, a Brazil-based blogger questions the importance of running a bra blog—and comes away with the conclusion that bra fitting is a political issue.
Just a little reminder that your makeup may contain asbestos
. Note that this doesn’t apply to European readers—asbestos is among the 1,372 cosmetics ingredients banned by the E.U., but isn’t among the ten (ten!) outlawed in the States.
You all know humans grow new skin, but scientists haven’t agreed on exactly why
. Procter & Gamble to the rescue!
(“Sleeping” stem cells, apparently.)
If you’re waffling on the suntan/self-tanner/pale-and-brave-it question this time of year, here’s another option to get a nice tan-like glow: Eat more vegetables.
Tom Ford Cosmetics focus group.
I’m not endorsing these particular products, but I thought this beauty checklist for festivals
was solid. (But as it happens, I do use Stila Convertible Color on my cheeks, and sure enough, it works hangover magic—and stays put even through sweaty summer days.)
Breast jokes ever:
Awesome collection of mammary humor from Hourglassy
—I love it when women can joke about their bodies without making their bodies the punch line or denigrating themselves, and these anecdotes fit the bill. (And for further proof that these stories aren’t teeming with self-loathing, note that this list of favorite things about being busty
came from the same crop of readers.)
The true cost per wear:
“Cost per wear” seems like a sensible way to shop, and if you do it right, it really is. But surely more than a handful of women (ahem) have also used it to justify expensive purchases with fingers crossed, oui? This post looking at the flaws and pitfalls in cost-per-wear theory
can help you figure out when it’s worth it (versus when you really just wanna buy something expensive).
Once upon a time, bloggers who mentioned body image generally only did so in terms of Why You Should Love Your Body. And then other bloggers who wrote on body image came along and were like, Yo, All the Body Love Talk Is Sort of Oppressing (hi!
). And then
Sally, ever the wise one, nicely reconciles the mind-sets and stakes a post on body neutrality
: “When I see essays, suggestions, and advice from the body love community the main message I hear is that hating your body is counterproductive, not that loving your body is required.”