My God! The elegant simplicity of it! How could we not have thought of this before? If you can't get a job, you should just make one. With all that start-up money typically given freely by banks and creditors to the poor and not-white. Shit, this is going to change the whole game...
And what a coincidence! You know, just the other day, I was suggesting that the "young jobless" should impale Prince Charles' head on a 20 foot spike and raise it over Westminster Hall, as was done with Cromwell's head in 1660.
In the spirit of the good old "royalty-commoner historical inversion," 450 years later.