Kerim did not break your kettle, and also, you never loaned it to him.
      
- Meh etymology
 - Ask A Slave: A Comedy Web Series
 - Does The Dog Die?
 - NYC basic tips and tricks
 - The real-life inspiration for the film Dog Day Afternoon
 - The Social Life of Genes: Shaping Your Molecular Composition
 - The Great Language Game
 - Teju Cole’s 9 questions about Britain you were too embarrassed to ask
 - A Co-Citation Network for Philosophy
 - Thinking about the Somethings to be done about Syria
 - The History Behind The Phrase ‘Don’t Be An Indian Giver’
 - Massive boulder narrowly misses car during landslide in Taiwan
 - Alan Lomax’s incredibly massive archive of American blues music is coming online
 - ‘this is the stupidest, most irresponsible action a diplomatic mission like ours could get itself involved in’
 
Jacob totally broke your kettle. What kettle?
      
- Ngram analysis of Times wedding announcements
 - The pull-out generation (and quasi-accompanying graphic)
 - An ex-sex worker fights against sex trafficking rhetoric—in 1919 [radio 59:00]
 - How engineers and tech workers can save the internet from the government
 - How the rest of us can try to keep our communication private and secure
 - The slow rebuilding of Christchurch, New Zealand
 - Climate change and this year's slow hurricane season
 - How should academics engage in politics?
 - The history of presidential travel
 
The fact that you think the kettle is real is the real problem.
      
- "Which is why we have a president who talks like a law professor but acts like a cowboy"
 - “the actors’ hatred for Alf could never be fully actualized, cathartically, for Alf was, of course, not real”
 - "the Western world is too at ease with conventional weapons"
 - "punk was born in the toilet and now it’s at the Met"
 - "few people doubt reality besides sociologists and the socially disgruntled"
 - "how people use music when doing intellectual labour: people use it as a symbol to say 'keep away from me'"
 - "Ever buy a movie on iTunes instead of downloading it for free on The Pirate Bay? Yeah, keep not doing that"
 - "the surprisingly broad overlap between prison & museum design"
 - "If schools follow dualist specifications, education becomes less in tune with the way students actually consume texts"
 - "the Introversion Meme is the newest face on a many-headed hydra of conservative backlash against a changing society"
 - "they’re more than capable of fucking with minds. I’m looking forward to more games that fuck with mine"
 - "with Glass, the contents of your screen are a mystery to others"
 - "the self merely a set of techniques for self-documentation rather than a matter of what it is documented"
 - "Mark Zuckerberg reportedly helicoptered in to hand out grilled cheese"
 - "it is perfectly legitimate to describe Burning Man as the foundation of a secular religion"
 - "Digital dualism acts in concert with sexism by deflecting critical attention away from sexism in action"
 - "the cultural conventions that have helped to produce digital dualism and which help it persist"
 
The kettle has hidden weaknesses; let us boil some water and expose them.
      
- Deadly Notes: Atlantic Soundscapes and the Writing of the Middle Passage
 - The Future Weird: Concerning Bodies Transformed by Violence
 - Disaster Data and Representations of Superstorm Sandy
 - “On November 4, 1922, Ali Kemal, the 55-year-old journalist, novelist, politician, and great-grandfather of London’s mayor Boris Johnson, was lynched in Turkey.”
 - Refusing Simplicity: Encountering Seamus Heaney
 - “Oh, Seamus. Thank you: a thousand thank yous. And codladh sámh.”
 - On Being Rum [Greek] in Turkey in 1956
 - “From the Arctic to the equator and on to the Antarctic, jellyfish plagues (or blooms, as they’re technically known) are on the increase.”
 - How Poverty Taxes the Brain
 - A Syrian Anarchist Challenges the Rebel/Regime Binary View of Resistance
 - “I learned how to be a Jew without Israel.”
 - A Filthy History: When New Yorkers Lived Knee-Deep in Trash
 - The NYPD Guide to Watching Cricket (and Muslims) in New York City
 
As we all know, the Portuguese introduced the kettle to Goa, but--ironically--it was also the Goans who taught the Portuguese how to make kettles.
      
- Kurdish Cassettes and the Anatolian Underground
 - White ravers in a Goan village: race as machinic assemblage
 - Between Occidentalism and the Global Left: Islamist Critiques of the West in Turkey
 - On the People's Publishing House in Delhi
 - My Father, the Liberal Salafi Feminist
 - Language learning in 16th/17th century Britain
 - The Memories Museum of Dr. Mohammed al-Khatib
 - Europeans of Another Colour – why the Goans are Portuguese
 - Indians of Another Colour, or why Goans are more than just Portuguese
 - The story of a Greek word in an Arabic manuscript in Algeria
 - How Lipton introduced Yellow Label tea to the UAE
 - The table-talk of a Mesopotamian judge
 - Between Arab and Ajam: Travels Across the Borderlands of Iranian Khuzestan
 - Aparna Jayakumar's photographs of the Annual Zoroastrian Powerlifting and Bodybuilding Championship
 - John Berger's 1972 series Ways of Seeing
 - On Sufi migration to the Deccan
 - Discussion about the life and work of Primo Levi
 - Adnan Sarwar on his time as a British soldier in Iraq
 - 13th century methods for determining the qibla with a magnetic compass
 - The scholars who lecture on ocean liners
 - Mark Ravenhill on Voltaire, Louise Hay, and the danger of optimism
 - False Consciousness in Sunnydale: Karl Marx, Adam Smith, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 
Fuck the kettles. We will boil our own water.
      
- Neoliberal Berkeley
 - How college reproduces inequality
 - Corporate open source and MOOCs
 - Grad students' wives as a gendered labor category
 - States meet funding obligations for predominantly white land-grant universities but not historically black ones
 - The student loan bubble is starting to burst
 - The student loan bubble isn't bursting
 - "The problem must be pedagogy, they say, and the answer must be a new, commercial product."
 - You can quit academia, but you can't quit capitalism
 - The secret origins of higher education in America
 - Oaxacan schoolteacher discusses the struggle against Mexican education reform
 - Interview/reportback on the Zapatistas' "escuelita" (little school)
 
This is the kettle my mother gave me, when she observed that I didn't have a kettle.
      
- notes towards a critical consciousness on varieties of Kenyan violence
 - an African conversation on cluster bombs
 - feminism, football, transparency: all hail Senegal's new prime minister Aminata Toure
 - black South African men break silence on the war on queer bodies
 - gmos and African food sovereignty
 - I am Slane girl: different race, different generation, half the world away
 - professors who made theory make sense were women and queer men
 - unidentified Asian woman whose lap Malcolm X died in: Yuri Kochiyama
 - US military's pivot to Africa
 - the marketability of 'modern' Iranian sexuality
 - what's killing poor white women in the US
 - the bookseller of Kibera and other essays on the invisible city
 - Palestinian child labour in Israeli settlements
 - how tone policing protects male power
 - poverty has same effect on brain as constant all-nighters
 - on making feminist porn comics: Jess Fink
 - don't leave home without your - Sexual Assault Resource Kit
 - undercover in a US cattle slaughterhouse
 - notes towards a critical consciousness on varieties of Kenyan violence
 
With the introduction of the "smart-kettle," the surveillance state crossed a red line.
      
- Progressive mask falls from neoliberal WaPo blog's face.
 - Welcome to the era of health data laundering, and Acxiom's "households with a diabetic focus.”
 - Prison industries hurt small businesses and assault incomes.
 - Action requires the veil of illusion.
 - Liquid modernity & apocalypse.
 - Mankiw's selective concern about debt.
 - Greed & indifference killed millions.
 - Some labor day thoughts (et al.)
 - Robust competition online: "Google has acquired an average of one company every week" since 2010.
 - National Association of Graduate-Professional Students (NAGPS) cries foul.
 - "Millions for me, starvation for you."
 - M(id)as Touch.
 

