Sunday Reading

Kerim Friedman:

Kerim did not break your kettle, and also, you never loaned it to him.

Jacob Remes:

Jacob totally broke your kettle. What kettle?

nathan jurgenson:

The fact that you think the kettle is real is the real problem.


The kettle has hidden weaknesses; let us boil some water and expose them.

Bint Battuta:

As we all know, the Portuguese introduced the kettle to Goa, but–ironically–it was also the Goans who taught the Portuguese how to make kettles.


Fuck the kettles. We will boil our own water.

Shailja Patel:

This is the kettle my mother gave me, when she observed that I didn’t have a kettle.

Frank Pasquale:

With the introduction of the “smart-kettle,” the surveillance state crossed a red line.