Sunday Reading

Kerim Friedman:

Kerim did not break your kettle, and also, you never loaned it to him.

Jacob Remes:

Jacob totally broke your kettle. What kettle?

nathan jurgenson:

The fact that you think the kettle is real is the real problem.


The kettle has hidden weaknesses; let us boil some water and expose them.

Bint Battuta:

As we all know, the Portuguese introduced the kettle to Goa, but--ironically--it was also the Goans who taught the Portuguese how to make kettles.


Fuck the kettles. We will boil our own water.

Shailja Patel:

This is the kettle my mother gave me, when she observed that I didn't have a kettle.

Frank Pasquale:

With the introduction of the "smart-kettle," the surveillance state crossed a red line.