The Tao of Chow
First there is some mutton. Then there is no mutton. Then there is
Cat Gut
9 lives meet 32 teeth
Bon Appé-teat
Milking a bad dining experience for all it's worth
Holiday Spirits High and Low
What the Dickens gets into some people at Christmas?
Unbehagen in der Natur
He who treats the world as his own private garden is bound to come a cropper
Confectionery Curriculum
Intellectual development is no cakewalk, but its rewards are sweet
Upper Crustacean
On how to claw your way to greater distinction
Feeding Animosity
Hell is eating with other people
The Bread of Idleness
Since antiquity, it has paid to work for the government
An Embarrassment of Citrus
"A great liquid bite ... covers the lower part of his face with pip and drip"
Fair Prices and Fowl
Quœ virtus et quant, boni, sit vivere parvo
Ill-Digested Plots
"Nature does not smile upon the consumptive and dyspeptic"
Batter of Perception
The virtue of unleavened impressions
Hunger Gamesmanship
At some point they come for the butter, so you better grab your guns
Bred to the Office
Any way you slice it, it all comes down to concessions
Gut Reaction
The pleasure of the table surpasses even that of the text