A Compleat To-Do List for the 34-to-56-Year-Old American Woman, as Determined by Ad Placement on Lifetime Television's Premiere of "Flowers in the Attic"
...(State Farm, Nationwide) Make homemade bread but not really (Fleischmann's Simply Homemade Bread Mix) Take on vaginal fungus and win (Monistat) Root for the underdog ("Gimme Shelter" with Vanessa Hudgens...