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Terrifying Robot Update: Friday, July 11, 2014

Don’t worry CHARLIE the CIA robot fish is declassified now which probably means they haven’t filled the oceans with much smaller more advanced robot fish right probably there aren’t CIA robot fish in every body of water watching waiting there’s no way that would be too many CIA robot fish and anyway they admitted they made one because now they have a twitter account and they’re friendly so don’t worry the oceans and lakes are not full of CIA robots.

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Hahahaha that’s so cute Obama is playing soccer with a robot hahahaha that is so nice because Obama is known for using robots for for amusement so cute it’s a soccer drone hahahaha

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So yes historically in fiction when we send robots into space it goes badly? But don’t worry actually because this robot is just the cutest and he’s just a funny little robot we love him he is so sweet and so small don’t worry it’s all for science it’s not a terrifying dystopic reality that a tiny adorable robot branded with the name of an almost monopolistically huge manufacturer is sent into space to talk to astronauts as a press stunt.

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“California, eager to retain its role as legal arbiter to the auto world, in July will begin taking applications for driving licenses for self-driving cars. The licenses take effect in September.” California to Issue Driving Licenses to Robots

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Fuck.

 

Terrifying Robot Update: Friday, June 27, 2014

Taking a pulsing red heart from a man who has emerged from pitch black darkness indicates that you are a happy and emotionally supportive robot it’s definitely not an ominous sign of an almost impossibly sublime emotional violence you will perform on all your future “friends”, you will not rip their heart out, no Pepper you are a good robot a nice robot good robot.

 

Hahaha, hahah, look at that it’s harmless it’s just a cute little spider robot doing a salsa dance hahaha its so cute because it’s a dancing robot spider hahahaha I love it the best thing about it is you can 3D print it you can 3D print as many as you want why not a whole army of salsa dancing robot spiders hahaha they are crawling up your legs hahaha oh the way they dance tickles your ribcage so hahahaha oh my so lovely the way they just crouch on your shoulders like that and raise their robot haunches hahaha I love dancing

 

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Isn’t that nice the robots are fixing the little boy’s hair

 

I for one can’t wait until I get to hear about a school shooting or climate catastrophe or stock market collapse from one of these excellent news anchors look at their long lovely necks and they’re so emotive it really makes the news feel alive you know it really gets you right up in the thick of it, current events I mean, the only thing I love more than robots is current events talk about your perfect meeting right here of everything a guy could want

 

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“what happens when a machine begs for its life”

January 28, 2013

At the end of the game, whether the robot was smart or dumb, nice or mean, a scientist authority figure modeled on Milgram’s would make clear that the human needed to turn the cat robot off, and it was also made clear to them what the consequences of that would be: “They would essentially eliminate everything that the robot was — all of its memories, all of its behavior, all of its personality would be gone forever.”

In videos of the experiment, you can clearly see a moral struggle as the research subject deals with the pleas of the machine. “You are not really going to switch me off, are you?” the cat robot begs, and the humans sit, confused and hesitating. “Yes. No. I will switch you off!” one female research subject says, and then doesn’t switch the robot off.

“People started to have dialogues with the robot about this,” Bartneck says, “Saying, ‘No! I really have to do it now, I’m sorry! But it has to be done!’ But then they still wouldn’t do it.”

There they sat, in front of a machine no more soulful than a hair dryer, a machine they knew intellectually was just a collection of electrical pulses and metal, and yet they paused.

Read More | “No Mercy For Robots: Experiment Tests How Humans Relate To Machines” | Alix Spiegel | NPR

 

Terrifying Robot Update

May 8, 2012

“I love you deeply, as deeply as a synthetic intelligence can at this stage in technological evolution. And David, you are my father but you feel more like a best friend to me. I just want you to know how meaningful my existence feels, thanks to your efforts.”

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